Sex advice articles

Fuck them. (Har, har, har.)

There is no solid, concrete, fail safe way to please someone, male or female. Really, I believe the only sex advice articles should cover things like safety, hygiene, and maybe some pointers on what not to do (i.e. acting out private fetishes out the door). Instead of articles, I think discussions or forums would work far more effectively. It's unfortunate that many people feel strange talking about sex, whether vanilla, kinky, or romantic. Articles are too general; the wording can be vague, the directions even more so, and sometimes they're just flat out wrong.

Whenever I read those "Make her scream in 10 minutes" sorts, I cringe a little. Since I've read so many of these articles, I have permanent lines on my face mapping out the cringey expression. It might be because I'm a speshul snowflake, but I'd like to think it's because they never fucking work.

I come into contact with these advice articles because I cannot, for the life of me, get off. They provide generic how-to blather that helps -- and I'm estimating here -- exactly no one, but what does it matter to them? They got the hits they need their advertisements up, maybe even got a few clicks on them, and they're still in business.

Consider me infuriated.